The main thing that has stuck out in my mind, if you read the text messagaes Tiger shared with one of his hoes, Jamie Grubbs, you'll see he is a very awkward and insecure man when it comes to the ladies. Always asking about other men, downplaying himself, and just chock-full of the corniest pick-up lines/dirty talk I have ever witnessed. You could tell that before all the money and the fame, the dude didn't exactly have ladies throwing themselves at him. He always came across as a nerd, and it's obviously the case. Except now he's a billionaire nerd, the best golfer in the world, and bitches wanna have sex with him. And yeah, he'll really "wear them out". I swear if I ever used that line on a broad, I would get laughed at and ignored--trust me, I know. But this is Tiger fuckin' Woods, and he has enough money to buy and sell these women's families three times over, so he can be as awkward as he wants and at the end of the day, could bag more chicks in a day than I could in a year or two.
Now the next question: does this excuse his behavior? Absolutely not, but look at it from his perspective. He obviously has a sex addiction, that's number one. There's no other explaination for this kind of erratic, dangerous behavior. He's an intelligent, well-spoken, well-mannered dude...a rational human being wouldn't engage in the self-destructive behavior he has. Tiger Woods obviously has a sex addiction, and needs help for it. So don't automatically call him a sleaze bag and an asshole; he's got issues, just like we all do. He ain't perfect.
Secondly, imagine being a billionaire by the time you are in your late twenties. Imagine having a smoking hot wife, cars, homes, anything and everything you ever wanted. On top of that, you are also the best golfer in the world. You need something to excite you, to pique your interest. So you start banging trashy sluts. It's the natural progression. Like in Funny People, when Seth Rogen joked that he bets Will Smith, David Beckham and Tom Cruise all smushed the tips of their dicks together just outta sheer boredom, imagine Tiger Woods reaching similar levels of boredom. When you have everything, you need to take things to extremes to get excitement. Once again, not excusing his behavior, but at least you can somewhat rationalize it.
What it boils down to, what every talking head has been saying, is that he should have never gotten married. I agree, but...once again, easier said than done. Yeah, he should've never gotten married. Maybe he should have never just gotten really good at golf and made a shit load of money, because then he would just be another average joe, and this would have never happened. Everyone can sit here and point fingers, but at the end of the day, it's a guy, with a problem, who made a mistake. A YOUNG, RICH, guy who has been used to getting whatever he wants, a guy who frankly has EARNED whatever he wants, overstepping his boundaries. Is it right? No. But come down off your pedestals and stop judging the man. He's a human fucking being just like you. And frankly, these mistresses, who had NO PROBLEM sleeping around with a married man, and probably enjoying the fruits of Tiger's labors, who are now coming out of the woodwork trashing the man, and complaining of broken hearts, they are the real villains here. Manipulative little tramps...if you are so above it, you coulda rebuffed his advances. Instead, they come across as the greedy skanks they are.
Keep ya head up, Tiger. You made a mistake, you gonna get help for it, and you gonna emerge a better man and win a shitload more tournaments, make a boatload of more cash, and get tons more women.
Tiger Woods: he's a human, just like you and I. So until you can say you lived a perfect life, I would suggest you stop throwing stones.
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